Hello Redding The…


“Hello Mister Redding how are you? ” Everything is still fussy and it’s like you’re coming to waking up after a big smack on the head, and passing out. “The pain of waking is Lovely affirmation of a life isn’t it?”  A horned crown deity starts to come into focus, he takes a dramatic pause with a deep breath,  “you were just reading up on the web of words, and I have snagged you here and you’re with me now. Your body is just where we left it passed out on the keyboard. Boy are you going to wake up with one hell of a headache!” You try to say your own words but instead you say “Who the Hell are you, and what am i doing here?” That was the logical thing to say, but you did not will yourself to say those words. The wide smile of the God begins to glow. and his eyes widen, “The scriptor, spoke for you, your in a simulation between worlds, and a electric web slinging wizard has enchanted you here.” This can’t be real, so you close your eyes, and pinch yourself, you feel air wooshing by you. When you open your eyes, your in your bed. Wow that was the weirdest dream ever, your gonna need to shake that off. You think, how about i go get some fresh air, and walk this off. You get up, and walk to the door, noticing you were sleeping fully dressed, you don’t normally do that…and your door is locked, you are locked in your room. Your PC screen across the room flashes on, and it is the grinning face of the Horned Deity, you were just talking to, “I am more than happy to start you off at square one, locked up in what you think is your safe space, because that is all where we all  start. The sooner you get through my trials, the quicker you can get back to you human life” The PC goes off. This point your panicking, you rush over to your bed room widow, open it up, then try to climb out, just then a huge electric shock comes over you, and throws you across the room. You hear a “tweet, tweet” a blue bird flies into your room, and lands on your smokey body, seeming to will away the smoke, from your singed body. In a chirpy voice “your supposed to find a clue in your fandom collectables, it will set you free” the bird then evaporated into weird alien code, then blew out the window. Well it begins then, where will you investigate first?  A. Your video Game Collection? B. Your marvel hero collectable figures? C. Your trading sports team collectable cards? D. Your shrine to the Hobbot movies? E. Your larping foam weapon collection? F. Your vintage collection of Milf porn mags? (Password for all linked pages is always 1234)

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